I’m up here looking for a bunny
There’s none today, I think that’s funny
Mum says that’s cos it’s still sunny
They’ll come out just before dark.
My sister really is a rotten pain –
she’s on my settee, and barking again!
My mum will get cross, and I know she’ll shout,
and the next thing will be – we’ll have to go out!
My Mum’s got a thing that gives out a sound
that she can’t hear, but it’s hell for a hound!
I’m sitting pretty, as good as I can –
so Jezzie, behave! Before s*** hit’s the fan!
I hate my big sister! She bosses me about,
’specially when I’ve seen a cat and I start to shout.
I think Mum likes her best, and that’s not really fair
Cos she chose to have me , then Myschka jumped in there!
There’s a big fat blackbird sitting on our fence
I guess he is the boss.
His wife is pecking around on the patio
digging up all the moss.
His noisy kids are squabbling on the ground
beneath the shrubbery.
They’re all making a hell of a fuss, and
they make it hell for me!
‘Shepherd’s Pie!- a hug on a plate!’
I heard Greg Wallace say
when Mum was watching Masterchef
on telly yesterday.
She ate it all! Left none for us!
We need a nice hug too!
All we had was dried dog food with
a spoon of doggy stew!
Here I lie with my feet in the air,
I’ve had a good day and I haven’t a care.
We had a good walk in the great Autumn sun,
we sniffed all the trees and we had a good run.
Hannah had been in a deep sleep after their good long walk in the woods. Their Mum had left them in the car while she popped into the corner shop to pick up some milk and bread for tea. It was a hot day, so their Mum had left the car windows open. She would only be gone two minutes, she said.
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