Euro ‘12 is on the telly
Everyone HAS to watch it,
Even if you don’t like footie
Each TV channel has got it!
Ugly moves made by ugly men
Umpire awards penalty kick
Umpteen fouls were made, so now then
Under the goalpost kick it quick!
Good it’s nearly over, I think
Going to cook myself some food.
Glad I’ve got some red wine to drink
Get’s me in a much better mood.
Only wish I could control these
Over-televised football blues!
Over now, so I’m on my knees.
Oh no, it’s also on the news!
© Jezebel Myschka