‘A’ Level Blues

French! German! Geog!

Oh what a fog!

What do I suffer like this for?

It’s surely too much

for such

a dence

nut.

But…..

German! Geography! French!

Worse than that stench!

What do I go on like this for?

It’s surely much better

to let a

dunce

go.

No?…….

French! Geography! German!

Filled with rotten vermin!

What did I start on this lark for?

It’s surely very proper

to drop a

stupid

clot.

It’s not?

Oh well! Oh dear! Oh my!

Advanced levels do so try!

What am I writing like this for?

It’s surely so senseless

for brainless

dosey

nits…….

…….Oh! I quits!

 

Written in my poetry book I wrote when I was 16


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